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Skipper Jones
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Posted - 2013.10.29 00:22:00 -
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The SKJ charity is a new and wonderful charity to spend you isk on. We have no middle man and all money goes to our cause! The advertisement is free, so you won't have to worry about us being those backstabbing assholes who say their money goes to children in Africa, when it really goes to the big man with the big pockets.
OUR CAUSE
SKJ charity is for the good of New Eden. We supply Tacos for those Generals who happened to be named John Ripper.
We supply Turkey Sammiches for those who tend to Rip Cords.
We supply Murder Cakes for those who like to drive tanks and eat cake and/or read a magazine
We basically supply everything that you love and desire to you personally.
WHAT WE NEED
Unfortunately, supplying these wonderful gifts to you guys isn't an easy task. These Murder Cakes are of the highest quality and we will not settle for second best. These Tacos are made fresh from the factor....err...... farm in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
My point is, we need your help! We need as much isk as we can get to supply these products for the population. I am asking you, at the kindness of your heart, donate some isk to SKJ charity and help the New Eden today!
Credits
SEND ALL ISK TO SKIPPER JONES.
KILLING = ISK
ISK = HAPPINESS
SKJ CHARITY = HAPPINESS
And what does that mean? SKJ charity = killing. and who doesn't love killing  .
Donate Today
Skipper Jones's Services available if needed
Skipper Jones Charity accepting donations. Send all donations to me
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Skipper Jones
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Posted - 2013.10.29 01:07:00 -
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XxDuneRayxX wrote:Chicken Gyro>Turkey Sammich>Cakes>Tacos
We supply those
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Skipper Jones
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Posted - 2013.10.29 01:08:00 -
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843 Epidemic wrote:Left out Pie \o/
What was that?
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Skipper Jones
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Posted - 2013.10.29 01:14:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:please don't
Don't what? Don't send money to needy people in New Eden? ok.
But last time I checked, SKJ charity was General John Ripper Approved.
Skipper Jones's Services available if needed
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Skipper Jones
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Posted - 2013.10.30 20:05:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:General John Ripper wrote:Paradox approved. wrong, no chili is mentioned. Not Pradox approved.
Will this gain your approval?
Skipper Jones's Services available if needed
Skipper Jones Charity accepting donations. Send all donations to me
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Skipper Jones
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Posted - 2013.10.30 20:07:00 -
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ER-Bullitt wrote:Die in a fire
We can arrange that :)
Skipper Jones's Services available if needed
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